3 Jul

This is a great opportunity for an artist who is willing to give their all and present the kind of challenging work that can sometimes lead to them getting it in the neck. The deadline already passed for this year, but they’re definitely always looking for new blood.



  1. anitachowdry 11/08/2014 at 11:15 PM #

    Hi Alistair, I had to think of you when my artist friends scathingly posted a current ‘opportunity’ on facebook for a chance to work (for free) “…Internship/PA to Important Art Director & Curator in London…” as advertised at ArtsHub
    The job description is a scream, the employer is “Moniker Projects/Art Fair” or some such – link to their website and you get what looks like a holding page, not dissimilar to the stuff the team used to rig up in the TV series Hustle… Please do take a look!

    • anitachowdry 12/08/2014 at 12:08 AM #

      Personally, I would be much more interested in applying for the Master Residency in the Carpathians – could you direct me to the link please?

      • Alistair 12/08/2014 at 12:18 AM #

        Send €25 application fee to R.M.Renfield c/o Carfax Asylum. A swirling, clammy mist with burning, hypnotic eyes will knock on your window after sundown to assess your portfolio. When it asks to be let in you must invite it verbally or your application will be invalidated.

    • Alistair 11/08/2014 at 11:20 PM #

      Yes, many of us have been laughing a lot about this via Facebook and Twitter this evening.

      (Sent from my “labtop”)


      You must also be able to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time.

      • Alistair 11/08/2014 at 11:32 PM #

        HP Lovecraft: “I talked in Yemen with an old man who had come back from the Crimson Desert— he had seen Irem, the City of Pillars, and had worshipped at the underground shrines of Nug and Yeb— Iä! Artshub-Co’uk!”

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